Competition Boy - You can't have a competition without a tit.... and thats ME.

 

FAQ

It will hopefully answer all the questions you have about me and my wonderful project. If you have any other questions let me know.

What the Fuck ?
Well why not. If I enter enough competitions / draws and play the odds then the chances are I'll win something. See. I'm not as stupid as you might think I probably look.... er... your mother.

Are you that tubby chap who plays with toast?
yup, www.weirdlittlbiscuit.com/toast/

Can I help?
Coures you can and I won't even charge you for the privilege. Click here to find out more.

Are you going to give your prizes to charity?
No.

Got any questions, mail me.