Competition Boy - You can't have a competition without a tit.... and thats ME.

 

How to help

Wow, you actually clicked on this page..... you really want to help me?

What I want

With help I can find lots more competitions than I could on my own so I'm asking for your help.

Scanning
If you come across a competition in a magazine you can scan it in and email it to me. A good quality scan that I can print out and fill in. These are the ones I'm most interested in.

On line
If you come across a competition online you can email me the link.

Spread the word
Forward this site onto as many people as you can. I understand you don't want to send crap to your mates but I'll be your best mate for ever. REALLY i will.

What I don't want

You to enter competitions for me
Kind of defeats the purpose :) If you fins a competition mail it to me.

To pay to enter competitions
This includes things like The Lottery, text competitions and phone competitions.

The Clap
Well really who can honestly say they want the clap.... Not me.... not again

What do i get ?
Well really you get anything you greedy shit.... What's the mater with this generation.. Every one wants something for nothing these days.

If you want I will put your name on this special contributors page. I'll pop link on there too if you want.